Ding Shlong Merrily On High. The perfect gift for loved ones this Christmas, the all new 'Tis The Season To Be Trolly' Christmas T-Shirt and Terry's Chocolate Orange. Comes discretely packaged as a dildo - They'll never guess it's a T-Shirt! Shipped anonymously (perfect for secret santa) direct to your recipients door using Royal Mail signed for service so the postman places it into the hands of your loved one - giving you peace of mind they've received your special gift.
Order now and we will ship to your victim on the 1st December! Alternatively contact wes@theamazingtrollman.com with your chosen shipping date.